There are 3 signs that signal the approach of the hash slinging slasher:
1. The lights will flicker on and off
2. The phone will ring and there will be nobody there
3. Finally, the hash slinging slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus that RAN HIM OVER. Then he exits the bus and crosses the street without looking both ways because he’s already dead. Then he taps on the window with his grisly spatula hand. He opens the door. He slowly approaches the COUNTER.
and you know what he does next? You really want to know? Are you sure you want to know?
That awkward moment when your white friends curse their parents out on the phone and you, your black friend and your Asian friend are sitting there thinking “my mom would literally murder me if I spoke to her like that.”